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( Release: Jun. 13, 2008   Rated: Rating Pending    Details | Trailers | Photos  ) — Still stuck with the ability to turn into a raging behemoth, Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) desperately searches for a cure that will rid him of his gamma-irradiated alter ego once and for all. However, he's barely given a chance to stop running from the obsessed General Thunderbolt Ross (William Hurt), who will use the entire might of the U.S. military to find Banner and kill the Hulk. Meanwhile, Banner also must deal with his tortured relationship with Betty Ross (Liv Tyler), as well as contend with a new opponent, another gamma-created monstrosity called the Abomination (Tim Roth).

( Release: Apr. 11, 2008   Rated: PG-13 - for violence and terror, some sexual material, underage drinking, and language   Avg. Score: 1.07/5     Details | Tickets | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Like most teenagers, Donna (Brittany Snow) is expecting her prom night to be the greatest night of her entire life. While the party being hosted at a posh hotel goes off without a hitch, Donna and her friends are pursued by a serial killer in the suite of rooms they've rented for the night.

( Release: Apr. 11, 2008   Rated: R - for a scene of violence, brief sexual content and language   Avg. Score: 3/5     Details | Tickets | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Liu Xing (Liu Ye) is a Chinese student who comes to America to study the origins of the universe. He's soon noticed by the head of the department at his university, Jacob Reiser (Aidan Quinn), who takes the young man under his wing. However, when Liu Xing makes a breakthrough discovery in "dark matter" — one of the building blocks of the universe — he excitedly publishes his discovery, which puts him at odds with his mentor's own theories. Suddenly finding himself not to be the star student anymore, Liu Xing plots a dangerous and violent revenge.

( Release: Apr. 11, 2008   Rated: R - for language, brief teen drug and alcohol use, and for some sexuality   Avg. Score: 3.5/5     Details | Tickets | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Lawrence Wetherhold (Dennis Quaid) is a brilliant college professor, but as a widower, he's struggling at home to raise his teenage daughter, Vanessa (Ellen Page), properly. Things don't go any smoother when his lazy, good-for-nothing adopted brother, Chuck (Thomas Haden Church), moves himself in. The only bright spot in Lawrence's life is when he meets up with one of his sexy former students, Janet (Sarah Jessica Parker).

( Release: Apr. 9, 2008   Rated: Not Rated   Avg. Score: 3.5/5     Details | Tickets | Photos | Reviews  ) — This documentary profiles the life of Tomas Young, a young man who felt it was his duty to join the military following the attacks of 9/11. Thinking he was going to be sent to Afghanistan to fight al-Qaeda, Tomas instead found himself in Iraq, where he was instantly paralyzed from the waist down after being shot in the chest.

This is THE Millennium Falcon toy that never arrived when every 9-yo kid wanted it in 1977: the 2.5-foot Hasbro's Star Wars Legacy Collection Millennium Falcon, worthy of the most mind-blowing SW collections. It's probably the most realistic Falcon toy you can buy this side of an actual prop, with LEDs everywhere, sound, movable parts, and absolutely every detail imaginable except real engines. And when I say every detail, I mean every single detail, as you will see in the full hi-res gallery after the jump.

The model includes these chambers:

• Light-up cockpit with room for four figures.
• Medical bay.
• Secret smuggling compartments to hide from pesky Death Star crews.
• Auto-opening boarding ramp.
• Pivoting gunner station.
• Crew quarters with light-up dejarik table.

Weapons:

• Rotating laser turret fires two missiles and makes weapons sounds.

• 3-missile launcher with blasting sounds.

• Cannon that launches a "laser" missile (whatever that is.)

• Missile-firing mini-fighter inside an opening docking bay that makes electronic boarding and flight sounds (oooook, this is not in the movies unless I missed a secret chapter.)

• Pivoting training probe with lightsaber sounds.

Here are all its features:

• Light-up headlights and loads of electronic vehicle and weapon sounds—engine boost, cruise mode, fly-by, firing cannons, and much more.
• Opening, light-up cockpit can fit up to four figures.
• Remove outer panels to access the ship's interior.
• Authentic movie phrases from Han, Luke, Obi-Wan, C-3PO, Chewbacca, and R2-D2.
• Movie sound effects everywhere.
• Light-up engines.
• Includes Han Solo and Chewbacca and can hold up to 18 figures.

In other words: a whole bunch of pointless, completely unnecessary, and totally amazing plastic junk that arrives 30 years too late, and is a complete must for every 39-yo fanboy—who is going to secretly play with it in the closet, going "pew pew pew" with their voice (screw the built-in sounds).

And yes, perhaps it's not as fun as building your own LEGO version, but it's the closest thing to the movie available. [Galactic Hunter —Thanks Eddie]